Tuesday, December 2, 2008

I Hear Knoxville Is a Lot Like Oakland

Welcome to Tennessee, Coach Kiffen! I, for one, am thrilled to have you. I think you’re a great choice. Now learn the rules, moron.

6 comments:

GoldnI said...

"It's going to be fun hearing 'Rocky Top' after we beat Florida next year."

Hahahahahahahahahaha (stops to breathe) hahahahahahahahahaha!

Calvin Rye said...

ROCKY TOP! (WOO!)
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE...
HOME SWEET HOME TO ME!!!
GOOD OL' ROCKY TOP!
ROCKY TOP, TENNESSEE!
ROCKY TOP, TENNESSEE!

GoldnI said...

I thought the "woo" went after the second "Rocky Top" in the chorus. Oh well, no matter. Remind me which bowl the Vols are going to this year again?

Calvin Rye said...

You're right, but when I hear "Rocky Top" I just can't contain my excitement that long.

And, and, and, shut up, the Wash. U. Bears don't even play football.

With Alabama, Florida, and Texas all in the top four, I'm living in my own little personal college football hell.

Anonymous said...

Before calling Kiffin a moron you should have gotten your facts straight. Kiffin passed the NCAA certification test before he made any contacts with prospects.
But hey, Steve Spurrier jumped to the same (erroneous) postulation, so you're in good company.
I hear Nashville is a lot like....Hmm, what other city has never had a championship team in any sport, amateur or professional?

Calvin Rye said...

I'll have you know, Mr. Anonymous, that Vanderbilt's Bowling Team won the national champsionship a couple of years ago, so there! In your face! Go Nashville!

And most importantly, GO VOLS!!!