Sock It to Me

Ever read one of those news-of-the-weird stories about a guy caught smuggling 14 live birds in his pants and thought, “how??”

Well, Smoking Gun has the photo to answer that question:

You Don't Say

Funny Because It's True

Three great headlines at Fark.com:

• Bush's handling of the shoe-toss incident is far and away his most measured, calm, and reasonable response to a crisis on record
  

• Questions for the Secret Service: 1) Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that shoe? 2) Or at least the second shoe?

• Reporter who threw shoes at Bush tossed in jail, begs for mercy on his soles

Close Enough for Government Work

Brilliant headline from the Knoxville News-Sentinel:

FDIC to ensure bank debt

Um, don’t you mean insure bank debt?