I'm Trying to Savor Your Fail

Why do young people overwhelmingly vote Democrat these days? Because to be young Republican, you have to be stupid enough to believe this crap:

You can see how they’re only winning over the morons.

Fail-Mongering

Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC), trying to explain why an auto industry bailout will lead to widespread violence (!), says, “There are already people rioting because they’re losing their jobs when everybody else is being bailed out.”

Um, what? Where?

Sorry, Senator, I call FAIL. Maybe you should leave the fear-mongering to Fox News.

Rot in Jail

Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's job creation plan apparently was limited to three people: two cushy six-figure jobs for himself and his wife, and a seat in the US Senate for whoever was willing to provide them.

Sorry, Gov. Go to fail. Go directly to fail. On the bright side, it's kind of nice to know a governor who tries this crap will in fact get caught.

Fun fact: This makes two Illinois governors in a row to wind up behind bars. The last one, at least, was a Republican.